[Photo] Mr. Shawver Raises $3 Billion For CRS Rice

SOURYA CHILUKURI ’27, PHOTO EDITOR • May 29, 2026

MR. SHAWVER RAISES an absurd amount of money for CRS

[Photo] SIF Loses Entire Endowment in Horrible Investment

KEVIN PATEL ’28, CONTRIBUTOR • May 1, 2026

SIF TEAM CELEBRATING #1 greatest finanial loss

[Photo] Joe Cub Gone Missing – Kidnapping Suspected

RONAN LEIMONE ’27, SATIRE EDITOR • May 1, 2026